Friday, January 16, 2009

Physics Poems

Today I proposed an assignment to a friend who is a physics teacher: "For extra credit, write a poem or song about your favorite linear motion constant, vector or equation, and present it to the class."
 
My entries...
 
"80 in a 60" 
Last night the officer gave to me
A ticket for velocity
Despite my lame apology
Too much dx over dt


"How high?" 
My momma told me "just say no"
But I gots to get me high to flow
How high it goes, y'aIl gots to know
Get yo' VV up on tha double g, yo

Friday, December 05, 2008

Books Books Books

If I were still in school, I would be in 20th grade.  Ten years ago, in tenth grade, our teacher assigned us SSR - sustained silent reading.  To get full credit, we had to read 600 pages each six weeks.  For me back then, this was a chore.  Most grading periods, I struggled to get to 600, usually because the books I was reading were boring. 

These days, I read a lot more.  And a lot more voluntarily.  I sometimes wonder how my life would be different if I had discovered the kinds of books I like to read back when I was forced to read. 

Earlier this week, I read Twilight based on the raving recommendation of my friend Brie.  Five-hundred pages in three days.  I admit, this isn't college-bound literature.  I was even concisely mocked by my (English major) sister for stooping to read it.  BUT I AM NOT ASHAMED.

IMG_0207I am now auditioning books to be my next read.  These are my top candidates: Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson; New Moon by Stephanie Meyer; and Ada, or Ardor by Vladimir Nabokov. 

Snow Crash is a favorite among several of my friends, and Jackie happens to be reading it right now.   I bought it a few years ago, read about 50 pages, then put it aside in favor of a different book.

New Moon is the sequel to Twilight, and  I am very tempted to continue my momentum with this series.

Ada, or Ardor has been on my shelf for a few years.  I bought a handful of used Nabokov books after I discovered and devoured Lolita.  I feel drawn to return to Nabokov as a pendulum swing away from the "lightweight" prose of Stephanie Meyer.  Depth.  Intensity.  Passion.  English!  All perfected by Nabokov. 

I took Ada with me this morning on the bus.  Chapter two starts off innocent enough:

Marina's affair with Demon Veen started on his, her, and Daniel Veen's birthday, January 5, 1868, when she was twenty-four and both Veens thirty. 

I began reading the next sentence while still in Seattle.  I did not move past it until we were two towns away.  Behold:

As an actress, she had none of the breath-taking quality that makes the skill of mimicry seem, at least while the show lasts, worth even more than the price of such footlights as insomnia, fancy, arrogant art; yet on that particular night, with soft snow falling beyond the plush and the paint, la Durmanska (who paid the great Scott, her impresario, seven thousand gold dollars a week for publicity alone, plus a bonny bonus for every engagement) had been from the start of the trashy ephemeron (an American play based by some pretentious hack on a famous Russian romance) so dreamy, so lovely, so stirring, that Demon (not quite a gentleman in amorous matters) made a bet with his orchestra-seat neighbor, Prince N., bribed a series of green-room attendants, and then, in a cabinet reculé (as a French writer of an earlier century might have mysteriously called that little room in which the broken trumpet and poodle hoops of a forgotten clown, besides many dusty pots of colored grease, happened to be stored) proceeded to possess her between two scenes, Chapter Three and Four of the martyred novel).

That was one sentence.  Now, I know that Nabokov likes words.  And likes to weave allusions in his writing.  And likes to sneak in his own musings disguised as asides from the narrator from time to time.  But all in one monstrous sentence?  This sentence makes me curious whether Nabokov's used an editor, particularly at this later stage in his career.  (And if he did, what a challenging job he must have had, since Nabokov was one of the most certain and defensive authors I've ever encountered ... he would even respond to his critics in print...)

I am not sure now whether to forge ahead or retreat to New Moon. 

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Stella Cafe

Welcome to the neighborhood, Stella Cafe!

Earlier this evening I was walking back to my apartment from Caffe Ladro sipping a tasty pumpkin spice latté.  I stopped by to peek at the new place opening up at the corner location at 1st and University, across from the front door of Harbor Steps and the Seattle Art Museum's Hammering Man. 

While I was watching a worker complete the installation of the new sign, I started to chat with the owner of the shop, Rob Wilson.  He invited me in to see his cafe. 

While we were looking around, Rob offered to make me a coffee.  I obliged and traded in my Ladro latté for a fresh one from my new neighbor.  Stella coffee is smooth and delicious, and comes with a free French chocolate.  While I chatted with Rob about his shop and his personal roasting operation, I had the pleasure of meeting his lovely wife, Josie, and charismatic son Alex.  (Have you ever had a five year-old introduce themselves to you?  It's adorable.)

With all of the coffee competition on this block (there's a Tully's, Ancient Grounds, Cherry Street, Online Coffee, and Ladro less than a 2-minute walk of my front door), it is the personal experience that makes the difference.  Rob is already miles ahead in this game.  In fairness, the owner of Ancient Grounds is awesome too, and the baristas at Online Coffee are some of my favorite in Seattle. 

Stella Cafe makes a welcome contribution to the niceification of our neighborhood.  Joining some of my already-favorite neighbors Ancient Grounds, De Medici Ming Fine Papers, and the newly-opened Four Seasons, we're slowly but surely squeezing out the pawn shops and payday loan store that still hang on. 

Stella Cafe officially opens tomorrow morning.  Rob plans to offer Italian paninis, vino, and do us a favor by selling sundries like milk.  If you're in the neighborhood, stop by and welcome them to the neighborhood.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Rock Band is Pro-America

So today I was excited to come home and play around with Rock Band 2, which had come in the mail yesterday.  My favorite part, after the singing, is creating the characters to be in my band.  Since 'tis the season, and the Election Night Hootenanny is coming up, I thought it would be fun to create a band leader I can believe in.

Wow, Rock Band.  I thought you were hip.  With it.  Part of the younger generation ready for change.  Why don't you just come out and say it?  Is my avatar not allowed on XBOX Live because he's not like you and me?  Does he pal around with terrorists?  Or are you just saying that it's enough that he rose up to where he is, but you're not ready to see someone whose not "classy" in the top spot? 

Feeling oppressed, I sang a few songs with local Obama, then headed back over to the character editor.  Only this time, there was a new girl in town...

I think she just winked at meAnd is she ready to rock?  You betcha!  I think I'll nominate her to play Bass.  Because Bass is kind of like Vice Guitar. 

And if my aging guitarist keels over during our next gig, that's cool.  She's totally qualified to play lead guitar. 

She has much more guitar experience than Obama, anyway.  All he is is a lead singer.  And he wasn't even in the band that long; he practically started touring the day he arrived. 

It doesn't matter that she's never toured Japan.  She puts this Country First. 

All aborad the Straight ROCK Express.  Its's time to get mavericky up in here.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Underdog

The Republicans have been making a lot of noise lately about voter fraud.  The Reupblicans party of Ohio is suing the Secretary of State.  McCain tried to hammer Obama with ACORN in the last debate. It has become clear to me that this noise is really a smoke screen for a systematic effort to disenfranchise new voters, poor voters, and minority voters who overwhelming support Obama. 

Greg Palast and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are doing some great reporting on the subject in Rolling Stone, on public radio, and on their own site Steal Back Your Vote

Some alarming claims:

  • On Super Tuesday, one in nine Democrats who tried to cast ballots in New Mexico found their names missing from the registration lists. [RS]
  • In Florida, GOP officials created "match" rules that rejected more than 15,000 new registrants in 2006 and 2007 — nearly three-fourths of them Hispanic and black voters [RS]
  • Colorado holds the record: Donetta Davidson, the Republican secretary of state, and her GOP successor oversaw the elimination of nearly one of every six of their state's voters. Bush has since appointed Davidson to the Election Assistance Commission, the federal agency created by HAVA, which provides guidance to the states on "list maintenance" methods. [RS]

What this means to me is that no matter how much Obama is ahead, he is going to need to carry a huge vote cushion on election day in order to win.  As Sly and the Family Stone said back in 1967, "you're the underdog and you've gotta be twice as good."