I was talking with a coworker earlier today, and he mentioned "I hardly ever get downtown anymore." I almost said, Maybe I could watch your (baby) son one day, so you can go out, but I realized immediately that I have no idea how to take care of a baby.
For example, here are just the things that I know that I do not know:
- How to hold a baby
- How to change a baby
- How to feed a baby
- How to store a baby
- How to tell that something is wrong with a baby
- How to determine which baby subsystem is failing once a problem is detected
This is hilarious. You crack me up 🙂
My brother has a 7 month old and when he first handed her to me I had no idea what to do. The baby is squirming all over and you don’t know what’s going on.