I was talking with a coworker earlier today, and he mentioned "I hardly ever get downtown anymore."  I almost said, Maybe I could watch your (baby) son one day, so you can go out, but I realized immediately that I have no idea how to take care of a baby. 
For example, here are just the things that I know that I do not know:
  1. How to hold a baby
  2. How to change a baby
  3. How to feed a baby
  4. How to store a baby
  5. How to tell that something is wrong with a baby
  6. How to determine which baby subsystem is failing once a problem is detected

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  • Jackie

    This is hilarious. You crack me up 🙂

  • My brother has a 7 month old and when he first handed her to me I had no idea what to do. The baby is squirming all over and you don’t know what’s going on.

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