Physics Poems

Today I proposed an assignment to a friend who is a physics teacher: "For extra credit, write a poem or song about your favorite linear motion constant, vector or equation, and present it to the class."
 
My entries...

 

"80 in a 60" 
Last night the officer gave to me
A ticket for velocity
Despite my lame apology
Too much dx over dt

"How high?" 
My momma told me "just say no"
But I gots to get me high to flow
How high it goes, y'aIl gots to know
Get yo' VV up on tha double g, yo