But don't take my word for it, travel to the distand land of Brittleactica and listen to the crimson-clad Grand Dame of Pmstonia tell her story.
Pmstonia is a volitile and ever-changing region of Brittleactica. Pmstonians are known for their harsh legal system. Even practical jokes are against the law in every of Pmstonia. The punishment for such a crime is the dreaded evil eye.
The discovery of the Micacle Elixir even applies to our inhabitants of PMStonia. We now have a reason to believe that consumption of the White Wonder Tonic may also reduce the symptoms of PMS. This is of particular significance for you husbands of PMSTonia.
I guess the fact that I am telling you this is a sign that this is a pretty effective ad campaign. I'll leave you all to go play around in Brittleactica while I go eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I think I will pour too much milk in the bowl on purpose, so I'll have to drink the cinnamon-y excess.