Sunday, April 23, 2006

Plotting myself

I generally avoid putting test results on my blog, but this one has pretty graphs. Plus, this test has great questions like, "It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match." and "It bugs me when somebody names their child something like 'Sunshine' or 'Charm'."

You are a

Social Liberal
(90% permissive)

and an...

Economic Moderate
(43% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Democrat










Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Monday, April 10, 2006

Brock and Liz, sittin' in a tree...

E-N-G-A-G-E-D! Way to go Brock and Liz! Y'all are so beautiful together. May your love last forever.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

We ACHE!!! We ACHE!!!

As part of their global plot to sell more milk, the California Milk Processors Board [gotmilk.com] is now claming that milk cures PMS. Well, legally, they claim that it may... help... reduce... the symptoms of... PMS.

But don't take my word for it, travel to the distand land of Brittleactica and listen to the crimson-clad Grand Dame of Pmstonia tell her story.

Pmstonia is a volitile and ever-changing region of Brittleactica. Pmstonians are known for their harsh legal system. Even practical jokes are against the law in every of Pmstonia. The punishment for such a crime is the dreaded evil eye.

The discovery of the Micacle Elixir even applies to our inhabitants of PMStonia. We now have a reason to believe that consumption of the White Wonder Tonic may also reduce the symptoms of PMS. This is of particular significance for you husbands of PMSTonia.


I guess the fact that I am telling you this is a sign that this is a pretty effective ad campaign. I'll leave you all to go play around in Brittleactica while I go eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I think I will pour too much milk in the bowl on purpose, so I'll have to drink the cinnamon-y excess.